If you haven’t heard of me, you must have spent too little time around the Human Fitness Zones of Thille Park—because I, Bandit, am the self-appointed, highly enthusiastic, and occasionally distracted watchdog of this territory. I don’t know my exact age, but for a dog, anything after three years is old. I don’t know my family history. My mother spent a lot of time roaming the neighborhood before I came along. My daily duties include keeping squirrels at bay, supervising all suspicious-looking leaves, and making sure my humans remember that belly rubs are non-negotiable. I take pride in my finely tuned nose, thunderous woofs at postal workers, and the uncanny ability to appear out of nowhere whenever a sandwich is left unguarded. So, if you’re visiting Thille Park, consider yourself under my watchful—if slightly playful—eye!
