Vol. 18, No. 06 – Dec 12 – Dec 24, 2024 – Scamp Club

Meet Sweetness! A perfect example of an extreme misnomer, Sweetness is possibly the most unpleasant, sour little cat you’ll ever have the misfortune to meet. While her family love her unconditionally, they admit that any misguided soul who attempts to stroke, pet, or simply walk in the vicinity of the tiny 6-pound fluffer will meet a swift, brutal, and bloody fate requiring Neosporin and several Band-Aids. Sweetness enjoys eating, sleeping, and randomly attacking her family.