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Friday, April 24, 2026

Scamp Club

By Ventura Breeze Staff

Meet Sweetness! A perfect example of an extreme misnomer, Sweetness is possibly the most unpleasant, sour little cat you’ll ever have the misfortune to meet. While her family love her unconditionally, they admit that any misguided soul who attempts to stroke, pet, or simply walk in the vicinity of the tiny 6-pound fluffer will meet a swift, brutal, and bloody fate requiring Neosporin and several Band-Aids. Sweetness enjoys eating, sleeping, and randomly attacking her family.

 

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Join Scamp Club!

Pets of all sorts can join the Scamp Club! Email your picture and a little about yourself to Scampclub@venturabreeze.com. You’ll be in the Breeze and become world famous.

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